A lady walks into a bar and sees a really cute guy sitting at the counter. She goes over and asks him what he is drinking.

“Magic Beer”, he says.

She thinks he’s a little crazy, so she walks around the bar, but after that there is no one else worth talking to,goes back to the man sitting at the bar and says,

“That isn’t really Magic Beer, is it?”

“Yes, I’ll show you.” He takes a drink of the beer, jumps out the window, flies around the building 3 times and comes back in the window.

The lady can’t believe it: “I bet you can’t do that again.”

He takes another drink of beer, jumps out the window, flies around the building three times, and comes back in the window.

She is so amazed that she says she wants a Magic Beer, so the guy says to the bartender, “Give her one of what I’m having.”

She gets her drink, takes a gulp of the beer, jumps out the window, plummets 30 stories, breaks every bone in her body, and dies.

The bartender looks up at the guy and says, “You know, Superman, you’re a real jerk when you’re drunk!”

Now that the weekend is near we need to have something to take up that useless time in the office just waiting for beer o’clock to get closer, so here is a little flash game to make the time go quicker. Simply control homer using the left and right arrow keys and see how many kegs you can get for the party on the weekend. Now go waste some time!

This is a serious threat to our beer drinking lifestyle, ha ha (just open whole image up to read it);

I thought I’d start the new week with a few beer jokes;

Old man Murphy had worked down at the brewery for years, but one day , he just wasn’t paying attention and he tripped on the walkway and fell over into the beer vat and drowned.

The foreman thought it should be his job to inform the widow Murphy of her old man’s death. He showed up at the front door and rang the bell. When she came to the door, he said, “I’m sorry to tell you, but poor old Murphy passed away at work today when he fell into the vat and drowned.”

She wept and covered her face with her apron and after a time, between sobs, she asked, “Tell me, did he suffer?”

“I don’t think so,” said the foreman: “He got out three times to go to the men’s room.

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A grasshopper walks into a bar, pulls up a stool, and orders a beer. The bartender pours him a tall, frothy mug and says “You know… we have a drink named after you.” To which the grasshopper replies, “You have a drink named Bob?”

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A cop is staking out a bar for drunk drivers. At closing time, he sees a guy stumble out of the bar, trip on the curb, and fumble for his keys for five minutes.
When he finally gets in, it takes him another five minutes to get the key in the ignition. Meanwhile, everybody else leaves the bar and drives off.

When he finally pulls away, the cop is waiting for him, pulls him over, and gives him a Breathalyzer test. The test shows he has a blood alcohol level of 0.0.

The cop says, ‘How is this possible?’ The guy says,’Tonight I’m the designated decoy.’

I have been pretty relaxed for the re-launch of BeerCations and my mind has wandered of the computer and on to the golf course. I haven’t played in so long and the thought of having a quick round and a slow few ales nearly bought tears to my eyes. Like most of you I have a job and can’t go for a swing like I used to (I hate mortgages), so I thought I would being the course to the office.

Beer golf is not exactly a full course golf game, it is in fact a putt putt game! But if you are anything like me you can sit there and play this game for hours and I really needed a few beers after the stress of the fourth hole (I got 8 strokes to games in a row).. The controls are simple, you just aim where you want the ball to go, control the power then putt.

The game is actually made by the Widmer Brothers Brewery in Portland, Oregon. I can’t say I have ever tried any of their brews but they have won a few awards including gold medals for their Original Hefeweizen beer. If anone has tried any of these beers please comment or if anyone knows how I can get my hands on some here in Aus please let me know. After hours of playing the golf game I need to try one!!

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