Accuracy
I guy walks into a bar and walks up to the bartender and asks him, ’sir are you a gambling man’, which he replies with a nod. The man proceeds to tell the bartender that he has the most accurate pissing skills on earth, and anything he tells him, he will piss into. The bartender thinking this is a quick dollar places a beer glass on the bar and bets the man $50 that he can piss into in from 4 yards away.
The man stands back and begins to piss, which goes everywhere, over the bar, the barman, the stools, everywhere! The barman is very cheerful as he gets his money from the man who looks very happy himself. The barman asked him why he is so happy after loosing 50 bucks, he replies that he had made a bet with other guys in the bar that he couldn’t piss all over your bar and you’ll be happy with it!